Doug Schmitt lost his wallet at a gas station in Utah 40 years ago but to his surprise he was found through the internet by the owner of the gas station who stashed the wallet away decades ago. The man found the wallet after he was rummaging through the old furniture.
What a crazy story.
By: Desmond |
Tuesday, January 31, 2006 at 7:36 PM | |
Alrite I've got enough videos for a bucket.
Website DestroyerAirplane AccidentsThis is what NY bikers do when its winter. They dance to my humps.
My Humps BikerEver wondered what happens when you try to light your farts on fire? Heres a pretty cool video. (It's work safe, the guy has his pants on, so dont worry).
Home-made flamethrower
By: Desmond |
Sunday, January 29, 2006 at 9:55 AM | |
I had a bit some down time goin on here at headquarters. For some odd reason whenever I plugged in my router, it would make the monitor and the whole computer freeze up. And then whenever I would try to start up, nothing would show. But all is safe now and I'm still alive.
By: Desmond |
Saturday, January 28, 2006 at 3:27 PM | |
This are some awesome illusions that I found today.
Concentrate on the center of this one for about 25-30 seconds, then look at your hand. Reminds me of one of the windows media player visualizations.
First LinkSecond link is supposed to show you an image of this person.
View
This one is an audio clip that sounds awesome. Make sure that you are using headphones, and that your back isnt touching your chair because the sound it makes is supposed to vibrate your back. It uses sound techniques to make different effects.
LinkVery cool little 'sand' game where you build walls and stuff. Cool physics.
Sand GameYou've heard of the awesome Chuck Norris jokes, but have you seen the Mr. T facts as well?
Mr. T Facts
By: Desmond |
Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 10:02 PM | |
Somewhat old news but anyways, you can now download some of the videos on Google Video. It's strange though because you can only download some of them.
If you have a PSP or video Ipod you can download the videos specially for them, in the correct format and stuff. So you won't have to convert them.
Google Video
By: Desmond |
at 5:23 PM | |
Damn Grandma can shoot.
Grandma+Wheelchair+Machine GunGuy steals a laptop in plain site. This reminds me of some flash game I played a while back.
Laptop StealerProbably the best hockey penalty shot ever.
360, Between the Legs, Over the shoulderSome Conan O Brien clips on Google video.
Triump the Dog at the Michael Jackson TrialConan at an old time baseball gameTriumph at the opening of Star Wars Episode 2I know theres not a whole lot right now. But I haven't had the chance to look through a lot of the new stuff off of abum.com which I just happened to find the other day. It's a great site you should check it out.
By: Desmond |
Monday, January 16, 2006 at 6:18 PM | |
You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
You think that people from Pennsylvania have an accent.
Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack of Genny and a bucket of Buffalo wings.
You believe that “down south” means Maryland.
You bake with soda and drink pop.
You define candy on a stick as sucker and a hapless, hopeless individual as a moron.
Halloween is snowed out with great regularity.
You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
You know that Buffalo not only exists, but that it isn’t far from Hell.
Your favorite holidays are Christmas, Thanksgiving, and the opening of huntin’ season.
Your snowmobile, lawn mower and fishing boat all have big block Chevy engines.
Your year has two seasons: Winter and Construction.
Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.
Half the television channels you get are Canadian, eh.
It’s a disgrace to buy Fuji products.
From May to October there is a festival every weekend celebrating a different fruit, vegetable, or agricultural product, but absolutely nothing happening the remainder of the year.
Every vehicle you own has a ski rack or a gun rack.
You can accurately judge people as to their social status by determining which Wegmans store they shop at.
You can go to any mall on Saturday and see at least 5 people you either work with, went to school with or dated.
The new line of spring fashions to hit the stores is actually comprised of leftovers from the 1991 line in NYC.
A musical comes to town 10 years after its Broadway premiere and the entire town goes nuts! (ex. Miss Saigon)
You wake up from a deep sleep, look at the clock and see that it’s 6:00 but you have no idea whether it’s am or pm.
18+ inches of snow falls overnight, but you never thought of NOT going to work.
You are perplexed when friends from other cities come to visit and want to “see the sights.”
A flagpole strung with white lights seems like an acceptable alternative to a municipal Christmas tree.
You can compare Nick Tahoe’s garbage plate to at least 3 other knock-offs in competing restaurants.
You can’t swim at the beach.
Toronto is about 70 miles away, but it takes about three hours to get there.
The name “Greater Rochester International Airport” is bigger than the airport itself.
You know that a “Can of Worms” is not something you take fishing.
In a city where it snows at least 90 inches a year, they build a new sports stadium with no roof on it.
Buildings with statues of guys with wings on the tops of them is not unusual to you.
It can be 70 degrees one day, below freezing the next, and you think nothing of it.
You order a white hot and a pop, and the counterman knows what you’re talking about.
You can travel from Egypt to Greece in about a half hour by car.
A snow storm advisory means you must go shop at Wegmans!
Any new construction project downtown that comprises over ten stories is worthy of a detailed front-page account in the newspaper.
The temperature hits 45 degrees and the sun comes out in any month between November and April, people walk around downtown wearing shades and no jackets.
You and the cat are peacefully napping in front of the TV set, with the volume at a comfortable level, and a Gabriele Ford commercial comes on at twice the decibel level, causing you to bolt upright and the cat to leave gouge marks in your lap.
Wegmans is a somewhere to go on a Friday night, for entertainment.
We know who Vinnie and Angelo are.
By: Desmond |
Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 6:02 PM | |
Time for another crap load of links and videos. Mostly links this time.
Chronicles of Narnia rap
Watch/ListenSome of the many reasons why Myspace is retarded.
Myspace is gayMind-fucking picture (no its not gross or anything, just a weird photoshop)
Take a LookMicrosoft Corporation circa 1978
Picture
By: Desmond |
Monday, January 09, 2006 at 6:47 PM | |
Some really funny redneck jokes.
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how
much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all, watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
By: Desmond |
Monday, January 02, 2006 at 3:51 PM | |
Here are some good videos to watch if you're bored.
Bunch of friends prank this guy into thinking he's won the lottery.
WatchSome cool soccer videos and clips.
Soccer Montage #1Montage #2Great Skill (My Favorite)
Mr. Woo
Ole CommercialSome fat kid lands on his face from like 8ft. up (its mulch, not cement or anything so its like nasty, believe me on this one)
Fat KidCool low level jet flying. They are like 20ft off the water, its crazy.
Low Level Jet FlyingWorst job in the world right here.
Worst job in the world
By: Desmond |
Sunday, January 01, 2006 at 4:32 PM | |
